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i hope they return the money if the audience hasn't experienced catharsis.
nico/nacho/dia ☆ 20 ☆ gay ☆ unofficially gemini. ☆ niche internet microcelebrity ☆ failed my first turing test at the tender age of 5 ☆ RATED #96 in amazon's christian bibles
im a carefree little guy .I have fun .I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. i look at you everyday. i like my friends and i like the noise two pans make whne they collide. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I do not perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.if you see me on the streets....well. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Albania with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Beasts trust me. i like you.
Abstract vegan backpack skateboard et cetera
welcome to my locked that is also my main. the best way for us to have fun is to be incomprehensible with me. i'm pro-insanity and pro-bullshit.
funny notes:
> i spamtweet violently and as incoherently as possible. i also hate shit vocally sometimes. igaf. mass rt too. i like to think im funny
> i use this account as indirect dms with friends here so expect nonsense
> i softblock liberally if im about to get real and vent and we arent THAAAT close. dont take it personally i still love you.i'm your best friend. i'm nowhere to be seen. a prophet of a new times. a friend of civilizations. the new modern president. the next generation of deep rooted issues. a vocational guru. a caged little monkey.
i'll talk until i'm exhausted.
TODAYS MENU
♥ kill the past :)
♥ Funny Yakuza men:)
♥donald duck
♥ my friends:)
♥ The Count of MonteCristo like the book
♥ typemoon unfortunately
♥ 2434.. specially joriki/ryushen. no engniji i want to see them burn
♥ i play a bunch of project diva
♥ transformers idw
♥ mochi lune
come talk to me recreatively about honey and crazy turtle facts
♥ energy drinks or nuclear waste
♥ crazy rambling.movies sometimes. i greatly enjoy weird incomprehensible shit
♥ videogames and hearing beautiful music . i like to discuss both
♥ i like hyde a normal amount
♥kins♥
all girlies on the area . the microwave is on
♥LILY♥
WILL
JONAH
i love you and i hope one day you can smash my head against a pile of bricks repeatedly as payback against me . hee hee hee
in general. if you are in this account, youre immediately a bestie. specially if you survive multiple purges. evbery single one equals a michellin star
it could be you next. come closer
♥ officially deathfiled 21/9/2021 ♥
if you see me talking about these characters NO YOU DONT! this page is EMBARASSING! its a guide so you know im not deaththreating anyone. i will never shut up and i will forever be irrational. take this as comfort characters or whatever. idfk i gave up years ago
♥FIGARO♥
ohhh cancel culture is out to get me ahhhh ahhh ahhcough* coguh puke. puke. coughing. puking. someone call an ambulance ajhhhh if there was only a doctor here ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh get me out AHH im so glad to see you doctor garcia you came in jsut the right time? doctor garcia?what are you doign?doctor garcia is that a
♥NISHIKI♥
bitch thats my fucking cat!!!!!!!! im a defender igaf how many organs he sells.ive constructed a happy little house in my head for him.nishikiyama akira were going home.were going home my dude. no one gets him like i do either ,!!ALIVE AND REAL!!
♥THE ENTIRE SHINSENGUMI♥
ahhhh i hate fgo ahhhhhhhhhhhh
historical too. ask me about hijikata
♥MR. MONTECRISTO♥
They don't make frenchs like this anymore.
and many more. youll find out. ask me next week and there'll be new ones.
